It’s amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.
I am so stoned this is blowing my mind the interpretations
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.
How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies
The worst std is children
This is offensive and just plain ignorant. My child is not an STD. She’s a fucking miracle and my reason for fighting.
They should make a reality show about the waiting rooms in urgent care.
So glad my mom isn’t bat shit crazy like some of the moms I saw today
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch