are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
at a restaurant while u high like
"can i order this"
"would you like a soup or a salad?"
"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"
This shit cracks me up every time I see it
Most people live their entire lives without ever experiencing a moment of the kind of happiness this dog is feeling.
who the heck invented sex like why would you think to put your wing wang in the wizard sleeve