May 2013
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
alltimeboners:
things that are enjoyable:
showers
things that are not enjoyable:
getting in the shower
getting out of the shower
hiddles-girl:
-sunflowerseeds:
Apparently there are these people who eat when they are hungry and stop when they are full.
so the legends are true
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
leftforbed:
leftforbed:
mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
rabioheab:
so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
jesussbabymomma:
jesussbabymomma:
is it petsmart or petsmart
thanks
genocidercyo:
clockey:
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
thecompanionsdoctor:
My week is basically:
Monday
Monday #2
Monday #3
Monday #4
Friday
Saturday
Pre-Monday
mishaonmywaywardlesbian:
ladydireadsalot:
myt0xicvalentine:
I hate watching shows once a week, I’m more of a season a day kind of person.
A season a day keeps your friends away
snow-white-sweety:
538rqaeb98gh434398jvgi:
people who do math homework in pen are fearless
how the fuck do you remember your url
on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine
April 2013
fuckyeahforeignexchangestudents:
tomlinsarse:
Wut
