womb-raider: “my boil’s trying to take over the world” silence, you fool!
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Anonymous asked: what wuld u doo if ur gf dumped u?
Off to Canada, see you in a week!
wttdh replied to your post: Last makeout? ;) skank Can’t help it sorry ;)
My brother called someone on PSN a "transvestite...
Anonymous asked: Last makeout? ;)
I’m gonna be in Vancouver for a week and it’s supposed to be 40 degrees and raining the whole time… I’m from southern California I don’t have clothes to prepare for that.. Fml
Saints Row 3 is weird as fuck...
scrotumblr: scrotumblr: enjoy this christmas. it will be your last this is still getting notes?